Interviewer: So, there’s trouble on the hill?
Confused woman: Oh, yeah, there’s definitely trouble.
Interviewer: On the hill?
Confused: Yeah. Over the Verdun estate, morning after Null Day. It was really scary.
Interviewer: What was?
Confused: The thousand foot high metallic-paint dragon. Terrifying.
Interviewer: This metal dragon, what did it do?
Confused: Got ripped up by the watercolour sky hands and the gouache demon-birds.
Interviewer: That was the end of it?
Confused: On no, it got much worse.
The Wrong Kind of Wax 