- The tax benefits were substantial
- The priest insisted
- One is anxious, one unflappable
- One is slothful, the other beats them
- A love potion, mistakenly administered
- One made the other, and felt responsible
- One rescued the other from a troll
- One talks too much, one never listens to anyone
- They are both a strange shape, like a lock and its key
- They have never thought about it, they just are
- One’s mother schemed extensively
- For the sake of the child
- In the hope of a child
- So that the child would face the curse, not them
- Because no other would have either
- The thing in the well told them to
- Only one had money
- Only one had good sense
- To make eachother keep a secret
- It was the only way they could share the treasure
- They’re actually not, but nobody knows that
- …not even them
- The authorities won’t be looking for a married couple
- The presence of the animal made it necessary
- They already had the same name
- There was nowhere else to hide
- They are always ill in different seasons
- They were born married
- They are actually one creature with two bodies — saying they are “married” is just the least-hassle way to describe it
- No reasonable explanation, but here they are
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